Bad Boys: Miami Takedown

For a game based off of a hit Hollywood movie you would expect some sort of quality out of your game. Well guess what? You don’t! In fact, you don’t even get the stars, Martin Lawrence and Will Smith, to lend the voices to this game.

All in all this game is rushed and poorly put together with horrendous aiming and extremely uncomfortable controls. I swear playing this game felt way too much like taking a crap after eating Indian, long and uncomfortable, and you know someone can hear you.

I felt forced to do some of the most tedious and most repetitive levels I have ever played. Just continual shoot the bad guys! Mystery solved! Bullshit. The story is just so awful you would much rather head to the video store return the game and head to the theatres and check out Alien Vs. Predator for it’s Academy Award winning writing when compared. What a load of baby puke that movie turned out to be. You become so frustrated with the aiming in this game you just want to throw down your controller and scream like a bitch cause your aimer will move and your guy will not. Seriously, I could pull a better game out of my ass. Just get a naked supermodel to run around and solve various crimes using a variety of items like trampoline’s, baby oil and pom-poms.

The bottom line is this game was rushed and unappreciated but it’s developer’s. Clearly they had no interest in the game or the movie and felt it was necessary to release this lackluster game a couple a months after the film’s debut. So after I stopped playing this game out of frustration I decided to do something better with my life instead of playing video games. For the first time in 3 years I went outside and played fetch with my dog, much more productive then playing this wad of crap.